By Jon Paul Fiorentino

Asthmatica is the 1st choice of comedic fiction from seriously acclaimed poet Jon Paul Fiorentino. The tales inside are edgy, eccentric, and hilarious: a tender guy reveals real love in a family equipment, a smart aunt teaches her nephew find out how to force inebriated, juvenile delinquents stalk the milkman, an angst-ridden asthmatic makes an pressing plea to be your alpha male. A textual content of razor-sharp wit, Asthmatica is an exhilarating debut.

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Your sarcasm. " I rolled my eyes. "Hey that's really sage advice sir. " But I did take a mental note. Sarcasm will not help me achieve my goals. Hardman whipped out his thick, thick file. JON PAUL FIORENTINO 49 Hypermart ™ "Where quality is king" 6/7 Regent Avenue West, Winnipeg, MB R4F 6F4 Incident Report. Employee: Jonny. Status: PROBATION December 11, 2001 After being warned about not tucking in his shirt, Jonny apologized and acted like he understood. I explained the importance of being a team player and looking like a Hypermart family member.

He has constructed what can only be described as a shrine for Anthony Michael Hall, the actor, beside his cash register. Every hour he has been lighting a small candle and singing a strange funeral dirge in an unrecognizable language. Not only does this scare away customers but it is making all of his fellow employees feel quite uncomfortable. " Further, Jonny stated that he has been seeking therapy with a psychiatrist at the St. Boniface Hospital. Jonny claimed that the doctor has assured him that he is beginning to deal with his "rage issues" and that the Anthony Michael Hall shrine is but one piece of the puzzle.

There was a time before that first, unexpected rush of semen in my walk-in closet, where it seemed I was most suited to develop and foster relationships with girls exclusively. Girls seemed delicate and angelic — just like I thought myself to be. My perfect angel would resemble a Good Housekeeping woman, modelling some household appliance with a secure permasmile, encouraging me to be the best that I could be; and everything I would do would be for her. Then Kyle confused things for a while — my sexuality became more complex as I began to see Kyle as angelic and worthy of affection.

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