By Jon Paul Fiorentino
Asthmatica is the 1st choice of comedic fiction from seriously acclaimed poet Jon Paul Fiorentino. The tales inside are edgy, eccentric, and hilarious: a tender guy reveals real love in a family equipment, a smart aunt teaches her nephew find out how to force inebriated, juvenile delinquents stalk the milkman, an angst-ridden asthmatic makes an pressing plea to be your alpha male. A textual content of razor-sharp wit, Asthmatica is an exhilarating debut.
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Your sarcasm. " I rolled my eyes. "Hey that's really sage advice sir. " But I did take a mental note. Sarcasm will not help me achieve my goals. Hardman whipped out his thick, thick file. JON PAUL FIORENTINO 49 Hypermart ™ "Where quality is king" 6/7 Regent Avenue West, Winnipeg, MB R4F 6F4 Incident Report. Employee: Jonny. Status: PROBATION December 11, 2001 After being warned about not tucking in his shirt, Jonny apologized and acted like he understood. I explained the importance of being a team player and looking like a Hypermart family member.
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